How to… really get your 20s on.

Oh my god, you guys, I was gone for so long! I don’t know what to say! Except, woah, that was a lot of food. No really, I ate everything in my path, including, but in no way limited to, chocolate pecan pie, spiked egg nog, non-spiked egg nog, brisket, corn soufflé, Auntie Rita’s Kahlua